Friday, August 27, 2004


As most of you know, I am a lawyer by trade.  Most of the attorneys where I work are women, many of whom proudly call themselves feminists.  Most, but not all of them, have a sense of humor.  So this morning I go to the snack machine and see "Hooters Hot Wings" on display.  We men will get a good laugh out of that one.

4 comments:

doug said...

"... "Hooters Hot Wings" .... We men will get a good laugh out of that one."

Is that all you will get? If so I am kind of bummed. :) At the very least you should get a taste of the Hot Wings. :)

Doug, aka "little piggy"

Craig said...

I have't tried them, but I have heard that they are foul. Imagine a combination of potato chip, hot sauce, faux chicken flavor, and ranch.

I love wings, and have been known be rather profligate when exposed to them, but these chips do not tempt me.

Phoebe said...

A good rule of thumb is to not trust anything that comes out of a vending machine, unless it's a Snickers bar. Or Diet Coke.

Blechchchch :P

Dave said...

"I have't tried them, but I have heard that they are foul."

The chicken wings are foul?! No pun intended, right? God, I hope so... :) Otherwise I'd have to start in with comments like, "If you don't eat them, you must be chicken" or "Shows where you guys are on the pecking order, doesn't it?" or "Snack choices like that are for the birds" or "Sounds like they couldn't think of anything to put in there so they decided to wing it" or "Are you guys having trouble scratching out a living down there?" or "maybe it's not a permanent change but just something to wet your beak" or "I find it ironic that Hooters even sells wings. I thought they specialized in breasts!" or "man, I can't stand the taste of feathers!" ...but I don't really want to go there.

Yeah, if I wanted chicken wings, I can think of no better source than the inside of an office vending machine...

*shudder*