Sunday, September 12, 2004

Well, that was certainly a bizarre dream. Former President Clinton was living in a smallish red-brick house much like the one I grew up in. Actually, it was my childhood house. Clinton had a set-up outside the bedroom window (my parents' bedroom -- ewww!) with three fences forming a square enclosure. He did this so that women could jump the fences and climb in and out of the window to keep him supplied with sex partners in perpetuity, without the women having to see each other as they came and went. The front and back fences were cedar, while the side fence was a cyclone fence with barbed wire atop it. Anyhow, Monica Lewinsky poked her head up over the top fence, only to see a gorgeous, shapely babe climb out of the window and get a big kiss from Clinton. The babe laughed at Monica and executed a perfect gymnastic flip over the side fence. Clinton -- the flabby presidential model, not the svelte new one -- attempted to follow the babe by flipping over the fence. He impaled himself on the barbed wire atop the fence. I woke up laughing hard, at 4:00 a.m.

I have no idea what any of this meant, but man was it funny!

5 comments:

Marc said...

LOL

none said...

Erm, I want some of what you´re having. ;)

Ann said...

I had a really weird dream, too. It kind of fell apart after a while, but a lot of people died in violent ways. The strangest thing I remember is a pirate being in a hot tub, and somebody taking off his wooden leg to bludgeon somebody else in the tub. I woke up when somebody hanged themselves from a tree. Yuk. I was unable to go back to sleep.

Phoebe said...

I swear -- I never had sex .... with that ... man.

OK, that was gross. Though I liked him as president, I don't even want to THINK of that other side of him -- you know -- the side that is about halfway down his body, and.... oh ..... EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeewww :(

doug said...

Is there some place I can sign up to regularly view these dreams of yours, they are better than HBO?