What the heck is up with my banner ads? Early this morning I logged on from home and was happy to see ads for commercial dumpster rental services. Now I'm back to having "help for seniors" displayed up there. Damn! How humiliating! Well, maybe it's not that inaccurate. I have had a false-alarm cardiac scare and a false-alarm cancer scare in the past three years -- and I'm only 41.