Today I have google banner ads for LDS online dating services. To hell with that, I say. If I'm going to sign up for a dating service, I want someone who will put out on the first date.

What's that, hon? Oh, I'm just discussing the Iraq situation with my fellow bloggers here. Nothing interesting. Wait, don't read that. Uh, no, I'm not thinking of signing up for anything. It's all hypothetical, you see. Why are you throwing books at me? Owww! That's my head!