Today is Global Orgasm for Peace Day. So grab your signifcant other and hop to it! Geez, I hope these people don't need to make up an event for every orgasm they have.
Todd, don't tell anybody, but one time when I was a teenager I contributed to world peace all by myself. Of course, that only happened one time ever. Only once. I swear.
Hey, I'm in.
ReplyDeleteRub one out for the cause! On the other hand, doesn't that mean truckloads of kittens will die today?
ReplyDeleteAn idea whose time has ... er, come.
ReplyDeleteDangit, I fell asleep the other night before I could do my part for peace. I must be subconsciously, um, banging the drums of war.
ReplyDeleteSo now being single means that I am, by omission, contributing to mayhem and violence around the world? Hrmph.
ReplyDeleteTodd, don't tell anybody, but one time when I was a teenager I contributed to world peace all by myself. Of course, that only happened one time ever. Only once. I swear.
ReplyDeleteBritish people don't do that kind of thing. In case you were wondering, we're a race that buy our children from Harrods. Cheers
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