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I can't get that "last meal" image out of my head. I keep thinking I wouldn't want a mayonaise and chicken sandwich sitting in my stomach for the medical students to see. Remember biology class in middle school? How we had to cut open a frog and see what he ate that day, and it would be a bug or something disgusting?
So, here's what my last meal would be should I ever find myself on the last day of Death Row: a fruit shake. with chocolate. or maybe a mocha frappaccino. with whipped cream. Both. I'd have both, and I'd take my time. and I'd have a passage from a Dave Barry book be read after I'm dead.
Geez. I'm feeling kind of sorry for myself. -Brenda
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ReplyDeleteOops! Sorry, dude. I hit the "blog this" button at your place. I thought it would add you to my blog roll on the side, or maybe generate some kind of obscene image, as in "blog THIS!"
ReplyDeleteI can't get that "last meal" image out of my head. I keep thinking I wouldn't want a mayonaise and chicken sandwich sitting in my stomach for the medical students to see. Remember biology class in middle school? How we had to cut open a frog and see what he ate that day, and it would be a bug or something disgusting?
ReplyDeleteSo, here's what my last meal would be should I ever find myself on the last day of Death Row: a fruit shake. with chocolate. or maybe a mocha frappaccino. with whipped cream. Both. I'd have both, and I'd take my time. and I'd have a passage from a Dave Barry book be read after I'm dead.
Geez. I'm feeling kind of sorry for myself. -Brenda
The mayo really throws me. I keep thinking that I would call it aioli to feel better about it.
ReplyDeleteWhat is "aioli?"
ReplyDeleteMayonnaise spoiling inside a decaying body. Yup. Anything would be better than that.
I'm no Bobby Flay but: as far as it matters, aioli is a fancy word for a garlic mayo.
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